Hello badass chick magnet Brad P. clients!
I have a really funny story about my horse girl routine
and a lesbian and a jilted lover that happened a little
You’re going to love this:
I saw her from across the club…
She was slim, blond, and in her early twenties.
I noticed her as I was having a conversation with a
group of people.
She was checking me out and making eye contact… while
chatting with another girl, whom I had assumed was her
So I thought, “what the heck… I’m gonna walk over and
I was in a good mood, so I thought I’d try my “horse
girl” routine on her.
Now… if you don’t know what the “horse girl” routine
is, it’s basically a little speech that suggests she
looks just like a girl I used to tease in school.
You can find it (and many other similar routines) in my
Black Book Method.
But anyway, I run through the routine, and she’s burst
out laughing to tell me…
“I hate horses… I got kicked in the leg when I was 11,
and it fucking hurt.”
Then she lifted her skirt slightly to show me the scar
on her leg, which was quite large.
Interesting… I was starting to really like this girl.
We were getting along well and the conversation was
So, about 15 minutes later, I was convinced I was going
to fuck her. The look in her eyes confirmed she wanted
I sensed the timing was right, so I asked her for her
number… and she instantly agreed… without a second
So, she’s handed me the number and I’ve thought to
myself “hang on, I’m gonna check if this is a fake
I whipped out my cell phone and told her I’d give her a
call… so she’s got my number too.
As the place was really loud, I couldn’t hear if her
phone was ringing or not. But I could tell by the look
on her face… she’d given me a bogus number.
So I’ve said to her “well, are you going to answer it?”
She’s smiled and said, “Okay, you got me… I gave you a
fake number because I’m a lesbian and this is my
girlfriend… sorry if you got the wrong idea… I just
thought it would be easier this way.”
Well, I’ll be damned…
My instincts were way off track, and I would never have
guessed she was a lesbian.
Usually I can pick them a mile away.
Moral of the story – no one gets it right EVERY TIME.
Don’t focus on your mistakes…
Just dust yourself off and move on to the next girl.
PS – If my Black Book Method almost got me in bed with a
lesbian, imagine what it will do for you when you use it
on a girl who’s NOT a strict “vagitarian”.