So, I heard this crazy story from one of my students a few
Let's call him Stuart (not his real name).
He'd been working at McDonald's for about six months...
And lately he'd been flirting with this smoking hot blonde
who worked there as well.
Sexual tension had been building for a while, and he'd
noticed that she would often touch him or get close.
Then one night he couldn't handle it any longer.
They were both working the late shift, and it was dead quiet
with few customers.
Plus the manager was busy in his office...
So Stuart decided it was the perfect opportunity to take
their friendship to the next level.
He noticed she was wiping down the benches with her back
So he's walked up behind her and passionately kissed her
She showed no resistance... and reacted by squeezing and
feeling his gonads.
The tension was now out of control... and Stuart had a boner
the size of a baseball bat.
So she's whispered in his ear, "Let's go into the
He smiled and nodded and off they went.
They soon discovered the storeroom was unoccupied and had a
workbench that looked ideal for them.
So they've walked over there and removed MOST of their
You see... Stuart was in a hurry. He had unbuttoned his
shirt, but kept it on.
Then it was ACTION TIME...
They spent the next five minutes all over each other like
there was no tomorrow.
So much so, that the old workbench was creaking under
pressure and making a lot of noise.
Eventually they finished and were both hot and sweaty.
They'd been gone a while, so they rushed to get dressed...
and then slipped out of the storeroom, one by one.
Then they got back to work... just like nothing had
But two minutes later, the manager walked over and asked
Stuart why he had mayonnaise on his shirt.
Not knowing what to say he said, "Sorry, I lost control and
it went everywhere."
To which his manager then asked, "Are you sure it's
Stuart looked him in the eye and said, "Yep I'm sure."
Soon after the manager had walked away, so he glanced over
to look at her.
She smiled and whispered, "I think you better find some
tissues and clean yourself up."
So that's it...
They're still getting it on with each other to this day.
Only difference is now they do it outside of work.
And as for that famous visit to the storeroom, it turns out
they never got into trouble for it.
So, here's what you can learn from this...
In my opinion it's normal to be flirting and fucking other
people at your workplace.
And if you're attracted to a co-worker, just DO the usual
stuff I teach.
But if she's not into you, don't chase or become annoying...
as that's pointless.
You just become a pain in the ass and she might even report
you for sexual harassment.